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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
I can't beleive it's not Silva.
Really,I wake up and go "Where are my claws,my tail,my horns,my.....goddamnit! I can't beleive I'm not Silva!"


2. What do you want other people to say about you?
There's First Love,and there's Silva Love.

Ooooh~ I like the sound of that.


3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
There ain't no party like a Silva party.

No,no there ain't.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
It's a bit of a Silva.

Seriously? They only want a BIT of me?! I'm insulted!

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Schhh... you know Silva.

Oh hell,that one's kinda accurate....you remember my introduction to Sweetmate,Prettymate?!

6. To someone you dislike?
Top breeders reccomend Silva.

No shit? They do? Well fuck,guess they got wind of the Blue Bottle AND and fertility potion....

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
It makes your Silva smack.

I uh....no comment. *blushes*

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Be young,have fun,drink Silva.

Yep,sounds just about right. They're former alcoholics,they'll get it.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Good Silva had danish written all over it.

Hmm,not bad.....like "It's all Greek to me" but better!

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Come to life. Come to Silva.

Definitely! Can't think of a better way to say "FUCK yes"!

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Solutions for a small Silva.

Yep. My problem of the breakup is small,or at least I'll pretend it is....

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Which twin has the Silva?

This would be more appropriate for 12,but this ain't half bad for this one either.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Silva- the appetizer!

Oh now that's just demeaning. And here I was thinking more along the lines of- *Brandi covers my mouth and glares* (Brandi)Dont' you even THINK about it.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
He who thinks Silva drinks Silva.

*perverted leer at mates* if I ever write a book I'm gonna title it that JUST for the fuck of it. Just to see who'll actually pick it up.

15. Your last words before you die...
I'm only here for the Silva.

Better as "I WAS only here for the Silva." And I was. I was here for me and my mates and my Silva. Silva is my word for all-encompassing when it coems to what I care about.

16. Your message to a special someone...
It's a new Silva everyday.

You know EXACTLY what I mean by that don't you darlings~

17. Title of this post will be...
Silva. It's everywhere you wanna be.

And it is. It is,babes. (not my mates. I know you hate me callin' ya babe.)

~Silva